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Tom Nippleston
This is a blog dedicated solely to the chest area of one, Tom Hiddleston. If there is a shirtless movie scene, and risqué photo shoot, or a too-tight shirt, you can rest assured that I shall find and post it. (And sometimes its a fanblog that has nothing to do with Hiddle's Nips. Sometimes I make a personal post. I'm inconsistent. Don't trust me)

Friends

    wearing stellar
    I just saw your selfie and was wondering how tou do your hair like that?
    Anonymous

    I have a VERY specific method:

    1) Wear a ponytail 6 days a week to keep it away from toddlers.

    2) Flat-iron it the one day a week you leave the house to convince people that being a mother is easier than it really is.

    3) Profit

    jossmayfair:

    alphalewolf:

    Chris Evans | Puncture 

    even though I didn’t get the box, I got a gif(t) for you tom-nippleston

    Oh

    My

    God

    THE GIVEAWAY IS OVER!

    The winner (chosen by random generator) is:

    *dramatic drumroll*

    sassylokiisthebestloki !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo

    INBOX ME YOUR ADDRESS AND RECIEVE YOUR BOX OF SHIT!! Your real name will be required for the $50 donation to wfp made in your honor

    ______________________________________________________

    Thank you to everyone who participated. And rememeber, every 500 followers gives me an excuse for another giveaway :)

    I will also be doing a drive for World Food Programme in June, so save your pennies kiddos! Awesome prizes await that event as well! :D

    iamthekingofsassgard do you still want some? I’m at tea right now and can get them :D

    iamthekingofsassgard do you still want some? I’m at tea right now and can get them :D

    Its Wednesday!

Aka: The One Day A Week T-N Acts Like A Girl!

Aka:  THE GIVEAWAY IS OVER IN 8 HOURS OMG REBLOG THAT POST YOU PERVERTS OR YOU WON’T GET FREE SHIT

ps: I love you guys bye

    Its Wednesday!

    Aka: The One Day A Week T-N Acts Like A Girl!

    Aka: THE GIVEAWAY IS OVER IN 8 HOURS OMG REBLOG THAT POST YOU PERVERTS OR YOU WON’T GET FREE SHIT

    ps: I love you guys bye

    "Your Next-Door Neighbor Is A Dragon: A Guided Tour of the Internet’s Strange Subcultures and Weird Realities." By Zack Parsons.

I’ve boosted this book before and, damnit, I will keep doing it. Read this you bastards.

Part of the Forward:

"Deep inside, you might be an angel, an elf, a big sexy ostrich, a wizard, an anime character, a cannibal, a holocaust denier, or a Rob Paul supporter; whatever your wacky bent, there’s a dozen communities out there where you can insulate yourself among like-minded freaks until you’re convinced that you’re normal and everyone else is just unfairly persecuting you, denying your God-given right to identify as an anime Nazi dragon.

The Greatest Generation (us) knows that the internet isn’t just perverse and obscene: its actively creating crazy people. Isn’t that great? It is like Caligula’s brain swimming around in a fish tank. 

We don’t want to jump in, but holy shit, we sure do love to tap on the glass.”
    "Your Next-Door Neighbor Is A Dragon: A Guided Tour of the Internet’s Strange Subcultures and Weird Realities." By Zack Parsons.

    I’ve boosted this book before and, damnit, I will keep doing it. Read this you bastards.

    Part of the Forward:

    "Deep inside, you might be an angel, an elf, a big sexy ostrich, a wizard, an anime character, a cannibal, a holocaust denier, or a Rob Paul supporter; whatever your wacky bent, there’s a dozen communities out there where you can insulate yourself among like-minded freaks until you’re convinced that you’re normal and everyone else is just unfairly persecuting you, denying your God-given right to identify as an anime Nazi dragon.

    The Greatest Generation (us) knows that the internet isn’t just perverse and obscene: its actively creating crazy people. Isn’t that great? It is like Caligula’s brain swimming around in a fish tank.

    We don’t want to jump in, but holy shit, we sure do love to tap on the glass.”

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    #Tom pull yourself together Tom #good choice

    *hisses*

    No one tagged me in this yet

    You bastards

    Le sigh

    *finished flossing teeth*

    Me: Man, I am SUCH a responsible adult!

    *immediately drinks some coffee*

    Me: Aaaaand I’m back.

    Remembering that I got reincarnated as THIS mess instead of being Nathan Fillion really fucks up my day

    sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

YES

    sirdef:

    alduiiin:

    sTEPHEN COLBERT

    OH MY GOD


    YES

    As A Mother

    UGH

    I HAVE ENOUGH PICTURES TO EDIT WITHOUT YOU ADDING TO MY WORKLOAD jossmayfair!!!!

    chriscevans:

    CHRIS EVANS AND TOM HIDDLESTON, LIFE RUINERS…

    The little puppies scared each other in the last one :3

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